Jay Debauchery: Who are you?
Blag: My name is Blag the Ripper, legend of rock.
J:And what is the youngest girl you ever fucked?
B:My attorney has instructed me not to answer that question based on the grounds that it might incriminate me.
J:Is Epitaph cool with the references to pedophilia in your lyrics?
B:They’re all a bunch of perverts over there. So, yeah. Of course.
J: So why Epitaph?
B: They had the money and they had the drugs.
J:Are drugs still a big part of the band?
B: I hope so.
J:Why did you guys stop playing nude?
B: It just became really predictable. Everybody knew.
J: Will there be some violence tonight?
B:Well, it’s Texas so I could easily see there being some violence.
J: What about the Dwarves movie? Did that ever come out?
B: Well Holy Smokes is starring in that Brittany Spears “Aloha Hawaii” deal and he never has time he’s always running off for these commercials or these TV specials and he won’t figure it in his schedule for a feature film.
J: How do you think that punk has changed since the Dwarves began?
B: Punk has always sucked and it still sucks.
J: Is that why there is some techno in the new album?
B:That was part of it and the other part was to infuriate everyone as much as possible.
J: What about those who love the new stuff?
B: Well, I love them and I hope they buy two copies.
J: And we love you, Blag.
J: Anything else you wanna say?
B: The Dwarves are ruling Texas. Know what I’m saying?
J: Fuck yeah.